If you don’t think this is the most adorable thing ever, I just don’t think we can be friends.
Send this to your crush with no context
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
I just bought the cutest lighter
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
Tumblr on November 1st
i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time
You can make your friends feel that way for three easy payments of $[impossible number]!
#6. Greet Them With Phantom Street Shadows Using “Light Memory”
Look closely — that’s not two dudes walking side-by-side — it’s one dude being stalked by his own shadow. What you’re seeing is a Bristol, England, art installation that records a random pedestrian’s movements from hidden streetlight cameras and then projects the recording on the ground by the next passerby. The result looks like someone trying to beat a high score in Mario Kart, only instead of the spirit of friendly competition, they’re racing against an actual spirit who presumably has no interest in friendship and is concerned only with the competition between God and the Devil to capture the most terrestrial souls before the sun burns out and the Earth explodes.
The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!
So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:
the first time i got high on weed i started thinking about trigonometry and figured out what a cosine was
drugs ruin lives