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harcules:

If you don’t think this is the most adorable thing ever, I just don’t think we can be friends.

harcules:

If you don’t think this is the most adorable thing ever, I just don’t think we can be friends.

6 hours ago on October 22nd, 2014 |45,196 notes

she-wants-the-eod:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

Also drunk people

9 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |294,897 notes
ultrafacts:

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10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |4,863 notes
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
- Kait Rokowski (via percontes)
10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |60,810 notes

tentativetenacity:

Send this to your crush with no context

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10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |429 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |373,298 notes
sloppy:

I just bought the cutest lighter

sloppy:

I just bought the cutest lighter

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |364 notes
creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |389,072 notes

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |111,495 notes

best-of-funny:

2spookybabbit:

#My excuse for not doing things

i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |605,024 notes
cracked:

You can make your friends feel that way for three easy payments of $[impossible number]!
6 Halloween Pranks for Sociopaths With Unlimited Budgets

#6. Greet Them With Phantom Street Shadows Using “Light Memory”
Look closely — that’s not two dudes walking side-by-side — it’s one dude being stalked by his own shadow. What you’re seeing is a Bristol, England, art installation that records a random pedestrian’s movements from hidden streetlight cameras and then projects the recording on the ground by the next passerby. The result looks like someone trying to beat a high score in Mario Kart, only instead of the spirit of friendly competition, they’re racing against an actual spirit who presumably has no interest in friendship and is concerned only with the competition between God and the Devil to capture the most terrestrial souls before the sun burns out and the Earth explodes.

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cracked:

You can make your friends feel that way for three easy payments of $[impossible number]!

6 Halloween Pranks for Sociopaths With Unlimited Budgets

#6. Greet Them With Phantom Street Shadows Using “Light Memory”

Look closely — that’s not two dudes walking side-by-side — it’s one dude being stalked by his own shadow. What you’re seeing is a Bristol, England, art installation that records a random pedestrian’s movements from hidden streetlight cameras and then projects the recording on the ground by the next passerby. The result looks like someone trying to beat a high score in Mario Kart, only instead of the spirit of friendly competition, they’re racing against an actual spirit who presumably has no interest in friendship and is concerned only with the competition between God and the Devil to capture the most terrestrial souls before the sun burns out and the Earth explodes.

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10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |537 notes

technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |152,737 notes
jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |142,578 notes

trashboat:

neptunain:

the first time i got high on weed i started thinking about trigonometry and figured out what a cosine was

drugs ruin lives

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |207 notes

rerylikes:

Pink Floyd - Back Catalogue

Design and photography by StormStudios
Body painting by Phyllis Cohen
Featuring cover art by Hipgnosis: Storm Thorgerson and Aubrey Powell

thanks to showslow

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |674 notes