the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.
Someone buy me this book.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
now lets not forget that this is something that i actually drew and posted on facebook
and then one of my friends commented:
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
every romantic teen movie
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.