ain’t no party like a Hufflepuff party because a Hufflepuff party has been happening since 990AD when Helga hosted a founders’ party and got everyone to take shots until Salazar finally took them to the Chamber of Secrets, but by the morning no one could remember how to get there so they just pretended it didn’t exist whenever he mentioned it
Animals are so weird lmao i want five thousand of them
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
You know what I’m sick of? People excusing Justin Bieber’s behavior because he’s a nineteen-year-old boy. Last time I checked, it was a bunch of nineteen-year-old boys who stormed Normandy and freed France from Nazi occupation.
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
fuck confidence I don’t have enough money
Or the body.
send me “i volunteer as tribute” and I’ll make you a Hunger Games Tribute profile!
Weapon of choice:
Training score: (basically- a blog rate from 1 to 12)
In the interviews you are: sexy | funny | shy | confident | sarcastic | charming
Number of sponsors: (how many followers i think you have)
Would i be your sponsors? (do i follow you?)
The best thing you received in the arena: (what i like the most about your blog)
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
The only bad thing about ice cream is that it ends
what color’s your bra
when you come into your room and someone’s there
DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
The caption though
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
I saw this as “bench bench” at first..