Makeup game on point today
Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me
I’ll get -6 messages
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH
Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
@boltactionpnus gets #deep
So I was chillin with @boltactionpnus and @reggae_all_day the other day. #friends #me
what da fuck do u mean no smoking
can we address the elephant in the room